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peri-dont:

I hate when you’re like “wow nothing is exciting anymore” and someone pipes up like “it’s called growing up” actually deborah, it’s called major depressive disorder but thanks for your input


when your father who walked out on your family 9 months ago walks into your house and you tell him you’re cutting vegetables therefore you have a knife so he should probably leave you alone aka not talk to you yet he walks up and wants to kiss you on the cheek so instead you put the knife blade to his lips and then he gets all whiney and is like “I was just trying to be nice” you know what would be nice? you, staying the fuck away from me for forever